Here are some enjoyable sidhuisms:
1. Sachin Tenduklar drives the ball faster than Michael Schumacher's Ferarri.
2. The wily fox is back? It is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs! (Muthiah Muralitharan)
3. Sehwag's score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
4. He chased the ball,as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket.
5. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
6. He moved like a heavy duty truck (when a fielder dropped a catch due to his slow reaction)
7. A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on!
8. Any good product without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark, you know what your doing but she doesn't.
9. My parents always said, "laugh and everyone will laugh with you, sleep and you snore alone."
10. The trouble with Father Time is that it did not even wait for a woman
11. I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination
12. Sachin Tendulakar is using his bat to make the fielders run all over the place just like my wife uses her broom to make me run all over Punjab!
13. Strutting around wicket as 'proud as peacock'
14. Rahul Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.
15. Only one man in a thousand is the leader of men, rest 999 follow the women.
1. Sachin Tenduklar drives the ball faster than Michael Schumacher's Ferarri.
2. The wily fox is back? It is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs! (Muthiah Muralitharan)
3. Sehwag's score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
4. He chased the ball,as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket.
5. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
6. He moved like a heavy duty truck (when a fielder dropped a catch due to his slow reaction)
7. A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on!
8. Any good product without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark, you know what your doing but she doesn't.
9. My parents always said, "laugh and everyone will laugh with you, sleep and you snore alone."
10. The trouble with Father Time is that it did not even wait for a woman
11. I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination
12. Sachin Tendulakar is using his bat to make the fielders run all over the place just like my wife uses her broom to make me run all over Punjab!
13. Strutting around wicket as 'proud as peacock'
14. Rahul Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.
15. Only one man in a thousand is the leader of men, rest 999 follow the women.
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